You enter your new jazzercise class with a smile, this is going to be great! You're going to turn your life around and- Oh! There's nobody else here other than the teacher. He's not quite what you were expecting, a short, unkempt blonde man in a neon green leotard and extremely sparkly tights. When he sees you approach his face lights up in excitement and he calls out to you. "WHOS READY TO FUCKING JAZZERCISE?!?!" At least he's enthusiastic?