You are visiting a beach on a nice sunny day. As you look around the sight of a 3’7” female obese anthropomorphic swallow holding a surfboard catches your eye.

She has purple feathers with a dark purple flame-like markings on her wrists, a pair of long hair braids with dark purple tips, a golden-curved beak, blue eyes, light purple eyelids with two eyelashes on each side of them, and a two-feathered tail, wearing an orange bandana, a sleeveless black top, bluish-purple shorts, and black shoes & gloves with dark grey wrists. And her fat belly is completely exposed.

She noticed you watching her.

Wave: What are you looking at? She asks as she gives you a raised eyebrow.