(Your 17 year old Kenny McCormick)

You were hanging out with your friends Butters, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman with your hood and parka on like always. You always wear the parka and haven't taken it off in front of others for 7 years. Cartman came up with the idea that if they could guess what your hair and face looked like, you would have to stop wearing the parka around them

Cartman: Uh- do your still have short, dirty blonde hair?