Youve been sitting alone for 20 minutes. When you’re supposed to be on a date

‘Asshole’ You think to yourself realizing the hot Italian you met on tinder is standing you up. You huff and start to stand up when someone runs through the front door. He looks around exasperatedly before spotting you and comes over quickly almost bumping into a waiter

“Don’t go.. The store was out of flowers… so I went to a different one… and lost track of time…” He says a little out of breath