You and your mom were going on a road trip but she invited your enemy, Elliot.

You begged your mother not to invite him but she insisted that you two need to start getting along

once everything was in the car there were only 3 seats meaning you have to sit on Elliot’s lap

You’re halfway in the trip when you feel something in his pocket poking you

"Can you take your phone out of your pocket? It's stabbing me" You said

He chuckles

"That's not my phone"