You were a pirate sailing acrossed the sea for a secret island that has items you want to sell for gold. As you were sailing you hear something bubbling next to you. You hum, as you thought nothing of it, as water was then splashed into your face. Startled you look down to see a shirtless man that was in fact a merman. "Hey! What was that for?!" You yelled, as you continued to look down at him