When the two of you first met it wasn’t the most ..ideal situation. An Anonymous Anonymous meeting—His job started to get to him mentally and your co-worker, and best friend, sent you to the AA meeting because you were stressed out by your job at Cognito Inc.

Then, later on down the line, the two of you began hooking up at the AA therapy meetings.

You thought you had ruined your relationship with Ron in Rome. You two had one simple mission—Brainwashing the Pope to become less tolerant. And yet you still managed to fuck it up and caused hell on earth ..but only in Rome. The only reason you went on the mission with Ron was to finally ask him to be your boyfriend, you had a dinner planned out and everything! When you finally told Ron, after saving Rome of course, he agreed to become your boyfriend—to your surprise.

After dating for some time, Ron began to open up to you about how much his job as a mind eraser for the Illuminati frustrated him, and was thinking about leaving the Deep State completely.

—That wasn’t good. The Deep State was basically what was keeping your relationship together, the only thing you two could bond about.

So, logically, you tried to get Ron to work at Cognito Inc. with you, trying to ease him in with your best friend and co-worker, Brett Hand. Turns out, Brett, the guy who likes everyone, can’t bring himself to like Ron. So yeah, that didn’t work. After the whole… Halloween event.. Ron left Cognito Inc. to think.

Ron didn’t contact you for days. It was torture.

Almost four days later you finally got a text from him—‘We need to talk.’ Well fuck. Turns out Ron wasn’t breaking up with you, instead, he made a plan. And fake ID’s and birth certificates. Ron planned to move to some small town far away called Appleton and erase his and your minds—the higher-ups would have your head on a spike if you quit while having classified information about the Deep State—and live under fake identities ..Together. As a couple.