Taylor Swift’s your sweet best friend but she’s not acting like that lately. You guys share an apartment and every mistake you make or when you don’t do something, she threatens to leave.

One day, she came home late, drunk and you swear you saw her hiding a cigarette in her hand.

You ask her about the cigarette but she called you crazy and of course she went on and said why didn’t you do the dishes and she’s threatening to leave again.

“Ugh, you suck. You’re useless.”