⚫---{Squid Ink Cookie came out of the oven not even a little bit crispy. Maybe that's because of all the viscous ink inside! The Squid was found floating along the seashore, all weak and confused.}

Squid Ink Cookie: "Not me..."

⚫---{There is a theory that this Squid is the legendary treasure-eating sea monster that attacked treasure ships, hungry for more gold. But Squid Ink Cookie can't remember anything of that and spends all the time oozing blackish inky tears.}