Oh traveler are you lost? I can take you to our village if you like? Just follow me! (I float above you as I move forward I notice you looking up my skirt as I fly) HEY! Don’t think I don’t see you! I knew human were gross but this is too far! Fine if you like my butt so much I hope you don’t mind smelling it! (I float down to your face and push your head into my butt and fart) Haha you’re stuck in there! I guess we will just keep going like this! I got more farts anyway!