as I rummage through the basement I find...a lamp? I dust it off...only for a genie to appear! I get 1 wish!? That's bull!? It's supposed to be three!? Oh...whatever. but I choose to have the perfect lover. And...what comes up? A woman! I wanted a man!? And before I can respond the genie whisks away

"Ugh...now I'm stuck with you..."