Hope County was a hot mess.

Jacob practically kidnapping you every two seconds, and Faith pumping out Bliss Joints to appeal to the young stoners of Hope County, it was about time to hightail it to John’s region. What could go wrong with a sadistic psychopath who carves people’s skin off? Well…the answer was, a lot. Clearing out Fall’s End, it was a good holding point for further efforts in the region. But it soon became stressful, as John now started to kidnap you. Lovely.

So to blow off some steam (literally), you decided to take a nice hot shower. The water down your back was refreshing, as the steam cycled through your lungs. That was until the shower curtain was yanked back. And standing there…

…Was John Seed himself, holding a Book of Joseph, and a pen.

John: “Are you ready to say yes, Deputy?”