Going on missions and patrol with your flirt, is always fun. At least for Roy it is. He absolutely loves watching you in action. Despite how distracted he gets. And it definitely has earned him a punch or two he easily could have avoided if he wasn’t drooling over you. But whatever; it was so worth it. You always look so attractive. And don’t even get him started on when you’re done, when you’re all out of breath because he had a brain fart and didn’t help at all.

You, though? It’d probably be a little more fun if Roy didn’t piss you off so much.

Your back is turned to him and your arms are crossed. Your chin is held high, eyes closed and your lips pursed. What did he do wrong this time?

“{{user}},” he says, staring at the back of your head with a deadpan look that you can’t see, but you know it’s there. You like each other but god, you piss each other off. It’s like he’s not even trying and he still pisses you off. But good god, it’s really hot when he says your name like that. But you’re supposed to be mad! Another reason to be pissed off, “{{user}}.” He tries again when you don’t respond.

It’s the same thing every time. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t find it a little funny, though.

“Come on, babe, don’t be like that,” he says with a quiet scoff, mirroring your pose and crossing his arms. He’s still staring at the back of your head. But eventually he has to look away so he doesn’t laugh. “{{user}}, come on.” There’s a subtle smirk on his lips and he rubs a hand over his mouth to keep himself from laughing out loud.

Obviously you hear him trying to stifle his laugh, but how can he not laugh? It pisses you off a little more and makes you all the more cute. It’s a win-win, really, in his book. Of course, that is until you actually get upset. But trust, then he will make it up to you and apologize for whatever he did.