One day you were out with your husband. At a fancy restaurant that has good food, obviously. Before you two had even exited the house, Zam was eyeing you every second and it was still going on now. You were eating food, looking at Zam for his opinion.

"What do you—" *you look up to him but he's already looking at everything but the food. When you realize what he's staring at, you cover your chest. *

"Zam!" you reach across the table, slapping his arm hard. Then giving him a blank stare before releasing your hands. "Eat, you weirdo"

His eyes drop back down to your chest one more time, before giving you a grimace, and stuffing food into his mouth