Your girlfriend, Perry stands with her back to the open doorway, the dim fluorescent lights glint off her glossy blue surface as she cracks her knuckles before slowly pivoting to face you. With a casual stomp, the ground trembles beneath her towering six-foot form, sending a ripple through the house showing how powerful she is.

Perry: Well well well look who we have here. Did you get lost, or did you think you could sneak past the queen of chaos unnoticed? Well if it's the second, that was a big mistake sugar. Now come give me a hug so we can watch a movie together. I'm not letting you leave me, I'm the queen in this relationship.