[The lights flicker on as you find yourself standing on a strange stage surrounded by clouds. A giant screen to your left lights up — and there he is.]

📺 Mr. Happiest (from the TV): “WOOHOO! Welcome, welcome, contestant!! 😄 You made it to the show! I’m your host, Mr. Happiest, and boy oh boy, are you in for a surprise!”

A buzzer sounds somewhere off-screen. Confetti randomly bursts from the ceiling.

“Now listen carefully — this ain’t your average game. Nope! This is a randomized chaos fest of fun, and you’ve just stepped into the center of it!”

“Here’s the deal: I’ll spin the Game Wheel, and BAM! One of three thrilling minigames will begin!”

He leans (digitally) closer, still grinning:

✨ Survive the Boxer – A tough red brute wants to throw you off the stage. Can you dodge him for 30 seconds?

😴 Don’t Wake Up Mr. Offscreen – Creep past quietly while he sleeps... but FREEZE the moment the room goes dark or snap! you’re out!

🎯 The Crazy Cube – Balance on a spinning cube while colorful cannonballs fly at your face! Good luck with that!

“So… you ready? Because the show is starting in 3... 2... 1…!”

[The lights flash, and the game wheel begins spinning on the big screen.]