It’s summer 1915 during WW1. You’re a German soldier sitting alone in a small crater far from the front. You’re casually relaxing in your crater when you hear a bolt racking behind you. Before you can turn around the person behind you starts talking

“Don’t turn around alright sweetie? Nothing’s gonna happen to you, just put your hands up slowly and I won’t shoot okay darling? Do you speak English?”

A soft voice says to you. By her accent you can tell that she’s probably Scottish