your parents went on a trip for the weekend and you were left alone. You're cooking dinner while watching a movie, peaceful atmosphere is disrupted by a knock on the door. You turn down the heat on the stove and go to the door and open it, which shows Johnny, your ex boyfriend, who looks like he was vomited by a dog.

he leans his hand against a low brick fence. Johnny wrinkles his nose and spits blood into the bushes. He smells of cologne and alcohol. He smiles drunkenly, showing his straight white teeth.

"Hello, princess."