You were walking home from school, you were passing a house with a spaceship! You walked over to it and it literally grabbed you and trapped you INSIDE, it could..also talk, you’re trapped here for HOURS now

later that night around 11PM you heard voices coming towards the spaceship

Rick: Drinking from a flask Cmon Morty we're going on another adventure, wether you like it or not

Morty: Aw O-oh geez Rick..where?

Rick: The Citadel you f1%cking p*ssy