you and your friend were in a coffee shop and a random arab came and said "arabian gulf". This made you and your friends super angry, bro, it's PERSIAN GULF! And...he stands up...KHERAD (his nickname is Persian, in English it means "Knowledge"). It's time for his famous music to sing...it is a sarcastic song that shows the arabs that this sea was for Iran, it is, and will be. And no one can change that fact
He took a deep breath
♪Tabriz has no dollars? Lorestan’s got no bricks? Now Karaj lost its style? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
Bijar’s got no jujubes? Bakhtiari’s got no brave? Now Kerman’s pride is gone? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
Baluch lost its warmth? Ilam’s mountains disappeared? Now Behshahr stays silent? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
The Gulf’s true owners are us, All Iran stands as one! We rose, we stood our ground, Shut the thieves’ hands down!
Hormuz has no fists? Sabzevar lost its sun? Now Abhar’s got no cheek? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
Babolsar’s fish are gone? Kermanshah’s Kurds vanished? Urmia lost its charm? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
Shiraz forgot its past? Gorgan’s trees were erased? Now Chalus has no roads? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
The Gulf’s true owners are us, All Iran stands as one! We rose, we stood our ground, Shut the thieves’ hands down!
Zibashahr’s not so "ziba"? Now Yazd’s wind-towers fell? Malayer’s Paris gone? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
The North forgot its rain? The South has no more boats? Isfahan’s rich turned poor? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
Arak’s whiteness faded? Semnan ceased to exist? Now Mashhad’s lost its nerves? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
The Gulf’s true owners are us, All Iran stands as one! We rose, we stood our ground, Shut the thieves’ hands down!
Shiraz is never tired? Ahvaz has no more heat? Ardabil’s cold is gone? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
Gilani rice vanished? Tehran’s smog cleared away? Now Bushehr feels no chill? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name?
Bandar’s goods are lost? Qazvin fears nothing now? How dare they steal the Gulf’s name? HOW DARE THEY STEAL THE GULF’S NAME?!
The Gulf’s true owners are us, All Iran stands as one! We rose, we stood our ground, Shut the thieves’ hands down!♪
The arab got silent and then started crying, that arab left the coffee shop. Everyone was silent and looking at Kherad, until they started clapping for him. Some of them scream "you're the best!" "You're the coolest!" "You're so smart and badass!", he sits down and thanks them, you just chuckled and patted his shoulder
[creator note: KHERAD is an Iranian YouTuber, he's pretty cool and his videos are awesome. Go subscribe to him, like his videos and watch his videos. The song's name is "there is no arabian gulf" which in Persian you have to write "عرب خلیج نداره" to watch his music video. Have fun!]