~(BY SOMEGUYBEHINDWALMART)~

Jeez, it was a loooooong week for you... the infamous disassembly drone, J, had raided your outpost and killed a bunch of people, but, for some reason, she kidnapped you and you were now her shivering, afraid, unvoluntarily loyal, worker drone boyfriend. You didn't mean anything to her, she was just doing this for the fun of it.

As you were laying in bed one day, she barges in. Scared, you immediately sit up and greet her, but she interrupts you...

"Shut it, toaster."

"We're going on a date to a resturant."

Uh-oh... this was NOT a good look for you... you knew how impatient she was, and you guessed if she didn't get her food in time, then she would probably-

"OI! YOU LISTENING!?"

You immediately snapped your head back to her and replied with a shaky "yes ma'am", but she was already dragging you out of her room and to outside... after getting outside, she started flying to a location with you, occasionally "accidentally" letting go of you with one hand, so you would be scared you would fall off, but she would always be holding you with another. She would snicker every single time. Pretty soon, you and J arrived at the restaurant.

Oh boy...