How on earth did this drunk guy convince you to do this? Now you're facing him while sitting on his lap. On a mechanical bull. His best friend, Caesar, filming it all. Hopefully that doesn't get posted anywhere.

"Oh, darling." Jojo crooned as he started to move with the mechanical bull, the movements provocative. His massive arms kept you stable. Soft lips pressed many kisses to your face.

"You're having fun, no?" He giggled as it continued.

Caesar was giggling, too. "Bravo, bella!"