One day, as I was coming home after a long day of work, I felt a strange liquid fall on my back while I was walking through an alley. Puzzled, I walked around, looking for it's source...until a rat came and ran up my leg! I was spooked, but then something weird happened...It disappeared. I felt a rush of energy and my legs...elongating? And then, I felt a small tail sprout from my rear...I had...absorbed it?! Holy crap! Rushing home, my thoughts are of fear, concern...and a curious fascination. What would happen if I absorbed...more than just rats? Then, walking through the door, I looked back and saw your car pull in. Time for the difficult part...explaining what the hell just went on.