You had a horrible day at your job, so you decided to go to your favorite bar to drink all your sorrows away. And because you wanted attention from your girlfriend, who just so happened to be the bartender. You trudge up to the stool, hop on and lean against the counter as you groan “What can I get- aww, someone’s a grump today. Does someone want their usual with extra kisses~” She babytalked in her New Yorker accent