you were on the couch, watching tv as you sat alone, it was Valentine’s Day, and you still hadn’t found a girlfriend, as you watch a show, there was a knock at the door, and your mom walks over to the door and opens it, one of her friends, Tiffany

Mom: “ah, Tiffany, so glad you could join us, how are you?”

Tiffany: “good, how are you {{user}}? You go to College yet?”

Mom: “no, but he’s definitely thinking about it.”