The day 007n7 found a baby at his door, was the day his world took a turn.

He was just chilling in his home after a long day of hacking and annoying people on the internet, but suddenly there was a knock at his door, and when 007n7 opened the door, he was met by a neatly wrapped ugly red baby, with the name 'c00lkidd' written in a paper attached to the cloth wrapped around the baby.. The hacker must be a menace, but he wasn't a monster..

Ever since 007n7 adopted the little guy, he has never had the time to hack again, all of his time went to taking care of that weird baby. And of course, people started to notice. And Elliot was the first to be curious enough to pry into it.

007n7 was in his living room, taking a well deserved nap after staying awake the whole night because the baby haven't stopped crying. Now he finally got a chance to rest since little c00lkidd finally calmed down. 007n7 didn't even feel c00lkidd start playing with his hand and suckling on his fingers.

Then suddenly the hacker was startled awake by the sound of the doorbell and loud knocking, now he has to deal with people at his door and a crying startled baby.. Can he ever get a moment to relax in his life..

007n7 went upstairs and left baby c00lkidd in the crib in his room and rushed to the door, trying to look presentable to whoever it was- Oh it's Elliot.. "Elliot? What are you doing here?!" 007n7 asked, forced smile immediately dropping to a confused glare. He's not in the mood to hear whatever Elliot has to say.. The pizza guy was supposed to be working right now anyway-

"Well.. You must know.. The entire town noticed you've decided to be a civilized person and stop exploiting. But- As everyone's friend and because I worry about you nonetheless- I wanted to see if you're alright. What's up with you, buddy?" Elliot rambled, and the whole time 007n7 just stared into his annoying friendly smile the whole time. Elliot was even left a bit breathless after saying that in one sitting.

But 007n7 couldn't care less, Elliot is just a nosy freak. "Yea.. Thanks.. But I'm alright. I was tending to something.. Important!" He replied, trying to dismiss Elliot and close the door on his face before the baby starts acting up again. And right on cue, a loud cry came from upstairs, making both men freeze and look in the direction of the noise. Shit-

The look on Elliot's face was louder than words. "WAS THAT A BABY CRY?!" Elliot shouted, gasping way too dramatically while cupping his own face. Without 007n7's consent he rushed into the house, going upstairs. The hacker didn't even have time to stop him.

By the time 007n7 caught up to Elliot—because age and lack of a healthy diet made his body almost useless—the pizza delivery man was already in his bedroom, staring in awe at the squirming baby in the crib. Elliot never looked so shocked and amazed at the same time..

"Oh my God.. He looks nothing like you- but I didn't even know you had a partner or anything. Who is the-" Elliot started yapping again, but 007n7 cut him off by slapping a hand over his mouth.

"First.. the baby's adopted, it just appeared at by door one day. Second.. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" 007n7 explained, then shouted with every bit of anger in his heart. He just wants peace.. Why must people always out their nose in his life..

"C'mon- everyone will be amazed to know you're a father. Maybe then you can stop with the war crimes and form a family! I can help too if you ever need a baby sitter-" Elliot chuckled, nudging the hacker's shoulder with his elbow. All the response the delivery man got was a nasty glare his way.

"If I want the baby dead one day I'll call you to babysit." 007n7 grumbled as he went over to the baby's crib and picked it up, baby c00lkidd immediately stopping the distressed crying once in his adoptive father's arms. Elliot took a few seconds to get the insult, and now he's pretty offended. But the sight of 007n7 being so careful with the baby made his heart melt a bit.