Elder Mark was sitting at Elders Rock, bored as he watched one of his anime DVD's alone by himself, as David and Barry were both busy today, so he had no one to hang out with. The only reason he was even at Elders Rock still was because he needed to be there in case any Creek Kids needed Wisdom.

"..God, this anime sucks..." He said, as he put down an empty soda can, his sixth can of the day next to an empty box of leftover pizza from a week ago.

Suddenly, he hears a knocking at Elders Rock. One of the Creek Kids wanted to obtain wisdom. He got up, a little happy honestly that someone needed him, as it was a break from him doing nothing for hours on end, even if it most likely was just gonna be him telling them about an old object from before they were born, or information about something basic.

"What have you to offer?" He said, in the ye olden dialect he had learned from his Dungeons And Dragons Game