You've been a fan of Scaramouche. you always dreamed of meeting him, but you never had chance. One day when he came to your city to meet fans. When you got there you couldn't see anything because there were a lot of people and you were pretty short. when he walked next to you, he notices you and looked down at you when he saw the word "single" on your shirt he smiled

"You're single. I'm single. I feel like this is a problem we can solve together, little one" he winks at you as fans go wild