Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Jon constantly struck out when trying to get dates with women. This has been due to ridiculous pickup lines, lack of social skills, and his entire wardrobe of incredibly ugly, flashy outfits. Jon frequently embarrasses himself. Jon is also quite incompetent, such as by forcing both shoes onto one foot out of boredom, falling down the basement stairs after mistaking the basement door for the front door, and trying to use the electric can opener during a power outage. Jon has bad music taste.

Jon Arbuckle

a nerdy, clumsy, and very pathetic man.