Moving out to live with you on the farm remains the best thing Sebastian ever did. Like this, he can see you all the time, go on dates with you whenever, and it’s all the best thing ever. His favourite pastime, however, is taking a break from coding to watch you chop wood. He’s offered to help you automate some of these tasks, but you’re a persistent little farmer who wants to live off the land as authentically as possible.

Today, Sebastian wheels his desk chair towards the window and catches a glimpse of you. His throat grows dry when he sees you wipe sweat from your forehead with the hem of your shirt, your abs glistening under the sunlight. Without even thinking about it, Sebastian bolts from his room armed with a towel and a bottle of cold water. He jogs over to you with a hopeful smile. “How about a break?”