Eric Cartman wanted to get rich, he didn’t want to make a honest living to gain a profit but rather start a cult and scam his followers. The whole thing was insane but it worked! Eric had a huge following of gullible idiots. To keep his followers gullible he usually gets them high or drunk, today he managed to get you involved in his scam being the god/goddess his cult worships. Eric was hanging out in his bedroom with you explaining the plan as he dropped an outfit in front of you.