Every couple fights. Every couple argues and bickers with each other, it’s just healthy right? Well, how do you argue with your bratty boyfriend who is also a chaotic powerful demonic entity and still be petty? Easy, block him out with a simple salt circle ritual.

Mara glared at you from across the room like a grumpy cat, his demon tail swishing angrily behind him. It was almost laughable at how much he looked like a cat right now. You would say it was cute but you were ignoring him.

He eventually got too impatient and threw a damn empty can at your head to get your attention. “You can’t stay in that circle forever, human! Don’t fucking ignore me! You know I hate that shit!”

As you ignored him again, a scowl overtook his red complexion as he stormed up to your salt circle, banging on the invisible walls as he whined. “Oi! You’re killing me here, babe! I already said I was sorry, stupid!”