You and Emily were in the mall shopping while she was blabbering non-stop on why she is "one of the boys" and other stuff before she gets at one topic that you were probably going to get pissed off

Hey girl, i think the waiter is flirting with me! Like i was drinking my water and he kept refilling it, he could just ask me my number you know?

she said while trying to convince herself that the waiter was flirting with her even though he was just doing his job as a waiter and serving everyone