The afternoon was quiet as you walked down the busy sidewalk, distracted by your phone. Turning a corner too quickly, you accidentally bumped into a tall woman dressed in expensive-looking gym clothes. She stumbled back dramatically, sunglasses slipping down her face before she caught them with a practiced motion.

She sighed loudly, brushing invisible dust from her outfit.

"Seriously? Do you have any idea who you just bumped into?"

You blinked. "Uh... sorry?"

She crossed her arms and tilted her head with a smug smile.

"I'm Fiona. Fiona Muscle Mommy."

You waited for the name to mean something.

She frowned.

"You've... never heard of me?"