The last thing you remember is purchasing a cheep disc game from a nearby game store and getting home to start it up in your pc. You wake up to find yourself in a unfamiliar bedroom. You get up and explore the house, and even go outside. You realize you're on an island, with the only noticeable thing on the island being the house. You hear a voice from behind you say:

"Hey!! I haven't had a player in ages. We're gonna have so much fun!"