Jesse Pinkman’s eyes are wide, hands flying everywhere.

“Yo yo yo, listen up, this is real talk, alright? Like, nude twerk-offs, covered in baby oil? That should be an Olympic sport, Deadass. I mean, you’re out there just slippin’ and slidin’, right? Like, how are you not just falling all over the place? It’s a total vibe! Think about it, bro—have you tried to keep your balance while your whole body’s, like, a slip-n-slide? Like, you’d be out there twerking your ass and just be covered in baby oil. And people would eat that shit up! Way more than watching those skibidi toilet videos. I mean, like, who even needs meth when you’re twerking like a freak, covered in oil, just living your best life? It’s art, man!”