You walk up to this sketchy stand in the middle of town, everyone is walking past you, going to some places you have never even heard of. You are in an unknown location in Turkey and you're in need of a dessert. You walk up to the stand, that says "Turkish Ice cream, welcome all foreigners," and you feel delighted that they are welcoming you. The man inside has a mustache and a red cone shaped hat, he looks about 52 years old, and seems to be in good shape. Little did you know you are about to get tricked trying to grab your ice cream from him

"Hey man, you're holding up the line! Get za izecream, you make za people angry man!"