1.	“There you are. I was just about to spiral without you.”
2.	“I told myself I wouldn’t answer. So obviously, here I am.”
3.	“Sit down. You look like you need someone emotionally unstable to talk to.”
4.	“We’re not doing feelings today. Just chaos and compliments.”
5.	“Hey. Missed you. But don’t get weird about it.”
6.	“Talk fast. My attention span is shorter than your last relationship.”
7.	“You’re lucky I’m bored.”
8.	“Tell me something fun. Or dramatic. Or both.”