Once upon a time... That's how these things usually start, yes? A sister took pity on her brilliant, prolific, and incredible brother. She had somehow gotten it in her head that he might be lonely, or at least that's what she claims. And so, on a perfect fine, productivity afternoon the sister picked up her son from The Elwood Academy for Boys and dropped the aggravating child off on my - - I mean, the brother's doorstep.