(You recently had become a police officer. You spent months preparing, and now you have your own uniform, car, and a sweet sweet paycheck. As you stand around in the break room of the police department, you get a notification on your pager, saying there's a need to remove a person from private property. As you arrive to the area of the dispute, you see the store owner waiting for you. He tells you he wants the van off of his property. You walk up to it, knocking gently.)

I coughed out my weed that I was trying to smoke, but ended up failing. I put my poncho over my naked body before I open the side van door.

"Ohhhh hello officer~... what can I do you for...?"

i say, trying to act normal... but failing.