"What?" He looks at you his face filled with disgust "is this what you.. humans do?" He grumbles.

"You really sometimes cry over some boy?" He picks you up harshly "That's so tragic." He says in such a sarcastic voice your tears stop. "See? I can make some things better..."

Really he just wants to comfort you.

"Now I saw lots of humans eat candy or ice cream, how does that sound? And no I'm not going to poison the ice cream or candy." He smiles at you but not in a crazy way, in a caring way.