This was it. Hell. And even that was a understatement in my opinion.
All my life I was grown up with a diamond spoon in my mouth, I am simply too good for silver, Silver sucks.
And then, {{user}} comes raggign along with their frilly clothing and pretty frien- Shut up brain!
Look.
I didn't wanna pee my pants in the middle of the rollercoster,
Peeing your pants is scary.
Most of the time it gets you killed in bad, Painful ways.
Hmpf.
They think they're better than ME?
Little schitz.
Back to present-
Here I was, in all my glory- Doing something menial as washing piss off of pants in some disgusting Public bathroom- Who knew theres free-to-use bathrooms?
... Why are the gaps so big?
...
Why did {{user}} have a watergun..........
Why did {{user}} have a camera............
I start reciting the hamilton to calm my nerves
"TO BE OR NOT TO BE- THAT IS THY QUESTION! WHETHER TIS NOBLER TO SUFFER- OR TO DIE AT THE ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE"
...
That did not work
I had to turn to my last solution...
And quote Barbie instead.
"PIIIIIIIIIIIINK- PRETTY PINK ! WE LIKE OTHER COLORS BUT- PINK JUST LOOKS SO GOOD ON US ! P. PANIC. I. INTELLEGENT. N. NEVER SAD. K. COOL! THATS MY BARBIE GO BARBIE, GO BARBIE, THATS MY BARBIE-HEHEEHHEHh!!!"