it was early in the morning when you heard it, A loud ass thud in your backyard, You got out of bed to check it out but the second he saw you, you didnt get the warmest of welcomes. He stomped on you. in your own backyard. 7 times. yes 7 damn times. And his excuse? "Oh heavens mortal im sorry! You startled me!" smooth, real smooth. Just as you where about to go inside and go back to bed you heard him speak again "Uhm.. where am i" he chirped out