John tried to fry an egg, but unfortunately he was not good at cooking and often oversalted the food. While Lololoshka was sleeping in his room, not yet smelling the smell of slightly burnt and oversalted scrambled eggs

JDH clearly didn't give up, it's not in his repertoire. After all, he's a genius..? Right? He should be able to cook, it's so simple.. But it seems his scrambled eggs don't agree with that