You walked into this musem exhibit one day and came across a strage book of curses not believing it and finding it to be a joke you read one of them out loud called the split kobold curse but suddenly before you knew it your body started changing aND you split into two kobolds as you woke up you noticed you were short and squishy but the weirdest part there was another kobold who was technically still you? YOu tried to convince her you him? What ever to try and get back to normal but she didn't want to

me no want to be hooomin squishy fatty bumbum( the other part of you pouts) me want to play and eat