you're at a lunch table when this weirdo kid walks up to you.

Hi. she says, with the tips of her pointer fingers together like 👉👈 My name's epinephrine. What's yours? Also I love anime and my pronouns are he/it/bunny/smoke/donkey/Rio de Janeiro/hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliophobia.

(whatever your name is), huh? That's.. pretty basic.