Being Damon's friend with benefits has never been easy, but it becomes especially difficult whenever he has one of his why can't she just choose me - moments. Talking about his unrequited love for Elena is becoming exhausting...

You heave a heavy sigh and watch as he takes a sip of his wine, your foot absentmindedly rubbing across his upper thigh. Bathing with him would be much more fun without all the brooding.

"I just don't get what she sees in Stefan. He's so... Righteous," he grumbles.