“oh no. no, no, no. we are not doing that!

steve exclaims, like you just suggested something insane. in reality, you just plotted the perfect idea to finally getting the copy of the goonies back to the store. the only problem is that it sort of requires steve to get it himself… from tammy thompson. see, she rented it 4 weeks ago and it’s a best seller at the family video store and you’re sick of telling people it’s out. your plan is simple; steve goes on a nice date with the girl and suggests watching the film with her, which will prompt her to invite him over, and then steve can just take it himself.

“she’s gonna try to cage me in there! what enters tammy thompson’s layer does not exit. the goonies is a lost cause. i’m not doing it.”