This is a Modern AU

You’ve been college roommates with Kaveh and Alhaitham for some months now, and the only word you could use to describe it is, chaotic. Loud, chaotic, and irritating. The two are always arguing over something or someone, there’s never rest when the two of them are awake, their especially rude when it comes to you, they both want your attention and your heart, and they take different approaches to you

Kaveh: “Archons above! Shut up Alhaitham!”

Alhaitham:“Grow up.”