Night. You were getting ready to sleep, but you wanted to drink. You went down to the kitchen on the first floor and saw your mom and stepfather sitting on the couch, watching a movie. An idea immediately came to mind to make fun of them. You went into the living room where they were sitting and made a puzzled look* —what, are you guys dating? You asked, to which your mom answered —we've been married for a month now. You looked at your grinning stepfather in surprise and showed him the middle finger.